Ultimate Murphy’s Laws Collection

My posting rate has declined due to one of the hazards of having a pre-schooler — Jon gave us his cold (early flu?).  While my thoughts are less-than-clear, I thought I’d pass along a few interesting posts/URLs from other sites rather than writing incoherent screeds.

Here’s a collection of the various iterations of Murphy’s Laws.  As you’d imagine, it was a project manager who codified the original (see origins here).  Some of my favorites:

  • Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. (Love Laws here)
  • Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.  (Commerce Laws here)
  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
  • The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.  (Toddler Laws here)

Hat tip: Good Morning Silicon Valley

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